Happy Birthday to me! And for my 3?? birthday we opened a bottle of Geyser Peak’s 1999 Meritage and got down to a little “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.”

“Did Doogie Howser just steal my f$#%ing car?”

This may be the stupidest movie ever. And I’m loving it! The Kumar/Weed montage is hysterical. But not as good as the “Break Free” singing performance.

There is nothing about this movie that isn’t just incredibly stupid. And yet, it works.

So now the Sun Times is ready to hire me to be the next Roger Ebert, right?